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Day: November 25, 2018

Want Your Balls Waxed Or Pubes Trimmed? Call Into The Man Shack

25th November 2018

A Newry barber is to offer its clients ‘pubic cultivation’ we can reveal. The Man Shack who has said the demand for men’s pubic areas to be trimmed has reached an all-time high. A Man’s Shack spokesman told Newry Spud: “Usually we would have offered the pubic hair treatment as a ‘special favour’ to our best clients […]

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Shock As Woman Reverses Yoke Without Wrecking It

25th November 2018

There was a huge sigh of relief today after a Newry woman driver executed a reverse parking manoeuvre without wrecking the yoke. According to witnesses the miracle happened on Monaghan Street shortly before 11am this morning. One onlooker told Newry Spud: It’s true, I saw it with my own two eyes baah. There was a […]

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