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Day: October 9, 2018

‘Making a Newry Nyuck’ Set For Netflix

9th October 2018

NETFLIX have confirmed that they are to release a new series in November called ‘Making a Newry Nyuck’. The programme which is a spin off series from the successful ‘Making a Murderer’ focuses on Steven Avery’s time spent living and working in the Mourneview Park ghetto. It is a little known secret that Avery who […]

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Newry Pensioner Launches ‘Diddy Warmers’ Business

9th October 2018

A pensioner from Newry has launched her own company by knitting elaborate scarfs with attached ‘Diddy Warmers.’ Brigid Quinn, who lives with her cat and two dogs, started knitting the ‘Diddy Warmers’ after overhearing a fellow bingo player moaning that she was ‘freezing her diddie’s’ off. Brigid told Newry Spud: “I’ve been knitting all my […]

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Shock As South Down Farmer ‘Racially Abused’ His Black Cattle

9th October 2018

A south Down farmer has come under fire this week after he was overheard racially abusing his black cattle we can reveal. Micky Shittyboots from Mayobridge was taking in his cattle for the evening when a neighbour overheard him using unspeakable racialist words to the black cattle among his herd. One local told Newry Spud: […]

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