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Newry Teen Spends 2 Hours Looking For Sock In Room She Has ‘No Time’ To Clean


A Newry teenager who has no time to clean her bedroom has spent 2 hours looking for a matching sock in her bombsite bedroom we can reveal.

Lisa MessyShite whose busy and privileged lifestyle makes it impossible for her to clean and pick the expensive clothes up from off her bedroom floor said she was ‘stressing out’ after she was unable to find the matching pink sock she needed this morning.

Lisa told Newry Spud:

“I was running late for college where I study hair and beauty and I couldn’t find the sock I needed as my room is such a state. I’m really going to have to have a serious word with my Ma about her lack of cleaning recently. She has been letting herself go of late.”

We spoke with Lisa’s mother who told us:

“She’s a messy, lazy shite. She spent 2 hours looking for thon sock instead of actually lifting the clothes off the floor and putting them away!”