Arlene Foster To Lead Newry’s Gay Pride Parade


DUP leader Arlene Foster is to lead tomorrow’s Gay Pride parade through Newry we can reveal.

The former First Minister of the now defunct Stormont government has put aside traditionally held and somewhat prehistoric judgements and agreed to lead the parade.

Mrs Foster told Newry Spud:

“I’m looking forward to meeting all the queers, sorry gays in Newry. I will be attending the after party in Bellinis also.

It’s really about time the DUP which is full of queers, sorry gays, accepted the lifestyle choices of others.”

It is also thought former MLA Paul Berry will be giving out free massages to any men along the parade route.