Space Satellite Finds ‘Primitive’ Life In Burren


Armagh Observatory has stunned the scientific world by discovering signs of life in Burren. Before today’s extraordinary breakthrough it was believed Burren was completely sterile.

Speaking at a press conference in The Canal Court Hotel scientist Paddy BlackHole said:

“We’ve detected a faint orange glow near Burren, indicating hot air and possibly even methane emissions.

“However I must stress that Burren can only support very primitive life, and we would urge outsiders to stay at a safe distance.”