Burren Still A ‘Shit Hole’ Report Claims


Burren is still an absolute pile of steaming shite it has been confirmed today.

The nearby poor relation to Newry has forever been living in the shadow of its more successful neighbour but after a review last week it was confirmed that Burren is still ‘a shithole’.

Newry, Mourne & Down District Council Chairperson Mark Murnin told Newry Spud:

“This is no big shock to the system; we all know that Burren is an absolute dive. I think however having this official confirmation it will now put the issue to bed and let the community move on.”