Day: August 9, 2018

Newry Woman Arrested For Selling Counterfeit ‘Slimmer Of The Week’ Certificates

9th August 2018

A 41 year-old Newry woman has been arrested today in a major anti-counterfeiting apperation we can reveal. The woman was lifted after a raid on her premises in what Criminal Assets investigators are calling a major seizure of ‘Slimming World Slimmer Of The Week’ certificates. A spokesman told Newry Spud: “We found literally thousands of […]

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Man’s Friar Tucks Meal Robbed After He Posts Facebook Pic

9th August 2018

Newry PSNI has confirmed they are investigating a most unusual theft we can reveal. A man who innocently posted a photo to social media of his Friar Tucks meal had it stolen literally from under his nose. A PSNI spokeswoman told Newry Spud: “The man posted his meal to Facebook and it was liked and […]

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Newry Taxi Firm To Close As Best Customer Finally Passes Driving Test

9th August 2018

A Newry based taxi firm has said they are on the verge of closing after their number one customer finally passed his driving test at the age of 36 we can reveal. Christopher Quinn who bravely donated one of his kidneys said he hopes he’ll get a mobility car. However there are questions over his […]

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