A Camlough man has ‘come out’ to let people know that he is not gay we can confirm.
Dermo Feely was left red-faced on Monday when his Facebook header image was maliciously changed to a rainbow flag proclaiming that he was ‘Out & Proud’.
A clearly agitated Feely told Newry Spud:
“I got hundreds of messages congratulating me on coming out as gay so publicly. I’m new to this Facebook Craic so I hadn’t a clue what was going on.
After an internal investigation I found out I was so-called ‘Fraped’ by a certain lady. While I’m gay in a happy sense I assure you I’m not gay sexually. Apart from that one time I kissed Saergie Burns.”