Newry Granny Not Dead After Appearing On Facebook Profile Pic


A group of concerned senior citizens have called an emergency meeting today at the Canal Court Hotel to discuss an on-going Facebook problem we can reveal.

The Newry Senior Citizens group have called on their grandchildren to stop putting them on their Facebook profile photos only after they die.

One brave granny told Newry Spud:


“The only time any of us oul ones will be on a profile photo is after we kick the fucking bucket. You know, we are still alive so it would be nice to maybe put us on your profile picture so we can see it. Little selfish shit-heads baah.”