Culloville Farmer Making Thousands Selling Old Ripped Jeans


A south Armagh farmer has revealed he has made thousands of pounds selling his ripped old jeans to the gullible Newry fashionista elite we can reveal.

Peadar O’ShittyBoots from Culloville a cattle farmer by trade said he noticed the increase in young ones wearing ripped jeans when he had a brain-wave.

Peadar told us:

“I saw all them young ones running around in ripped jeans, sure don’t I have a wardrobe at home full of the Fucking yokes hi. So, I got a friend in Newry who’s connected to that interweb contraption and he put them all on a thing called eBay, sure I made £2,459 last month alone. Munya Fein.”