Anti-Depressant Tablets Handed Out At Border For Returning Armagh Fans

An early Customs & Excise post has been hastily installed at the border to hand over anti-depressant tablets to the returning Armagh fans we can reveal.

After the awful hammering received by Tyrone, the Armagh fan base will need some tablets to help them get back to reality a local medical professional has said.

A Department of Health spokesman told Newry Spud:

“We saw this coming and thankfully our team have already set up stall at the border at Ravensdale to administer anti-depresssion medication to those poor Armagh souls who will undoubtedly be shell-shocked after that visit to Croke Park.”