Bessbrook ‘Genius’ Invents Balding Miracle Cure


A Bessbrook man has invented a revolutionary new hair replacement product we can reveal.

Andy Grant a life long baldy bollox said he got the idea one night while drunk and playing with markers.

Seamus McNally an amateur painter and decorator and Raymond Reid from Newry Wheelers are the two brave local men who will be the first in the world to test the ‘Miracle Pen’

Miracle Pen creator Andy Grant told Newry Spud:

“I can’t believe no one else has every thought of this. It’s basically a permanent marker that I just use to fill in the massive balding area on my head. I’m hopeful that I will bring it onto the BBC’s Dragon’s Den show for investment.”