Man At Sugar Island Traffic Lights Picking Nose ‘Fucking Invisible’



A Newry driver at Sugar Island traffic lights thinks he’s fucking invisible it has been confirmed.

An internal report has been carried out after complaints that the man and lots like him seem to think it’s quite OK to pick their nose and eat it while behind the wheel.

One Newry pedestrian told Newry Spud:


“Every time I go out for a walk I always see some dirty bastard sticking his finger so far up his nose its poking his eye out, then they think nobody can see it as they eat it. One can only presume that because they are in their own car they must be fucking invisible to the outside world or something.”