A 24 hour amnesty for men in the greater Newry area has been opened so they can anonymously hand over any remaining bottles of Joop or Cool Water they may be concealing we can reveal.
The amnesty is seen as a positive step to rid the area of the 1990’s and early 2000’s when Joop was kind of a thing one time.
A PSNI spokesman told Newry Spud:
“We are offering this amnesty so the men in the Newry & Armagh area can hand over any offending bottles of these out of date and somewhat disgusting smelling aftershaves.
If you walk into the Marine Tavern on any given weekend you need a gas mask with the awful stench of Joop and Cool Water, it has a combined smell of mistakes and bad decisions.”