Ronseal Paint Make New ‘Newry Women’ Colour

Paint manufacturer Ronseal has launched an orange-coloured paint in honour of tanned Newry girls. The new paint was launched at a press conference on Friday. Chairman Michael Smyth told Newry Spud: “We are always looking to reflect the people of the UK & Ireland in our colours and Newry always gets a rough deal. We […]

Newry PSNI Raid Every Home In Barcroft Today

Newry PSNI have successfully raided every known address in the Barcroft Estate today, they have confirmed. Named ‘Operation: Just Fucking Raid Them All’, the entire process took a total of seven hours, with hundreds of officers being drafted in from neighbouring forces. Still pumped from his successful entry to 34 homes in 12 minutes, one […]