Newry Psychic Festival Cancelled Due To Unforeseen Circumstances

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Newry’s first Psychic Festival has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

The festival was due to be held at The Canal Court Hotel in April but organisers are now considering postponing it until next year.

Mystic Maggie, the festival’s director told Newry Spud:

“We were hoping to have lots of mystic people here but sadly, that’s not going to happen now. Due to unforeseen circumstances, we’ve had to cancel the festival. Hopefully though, we’re going to hire a tent and do one next year.”

Critics have pointed out that there was no such festival planned in the first place, and that Newry Spud has just made it all up to squeeze in a cheap joke when they can’t think of anything else to write.

Which is very accurate.