MC Hammer’s Wife Cuts Short Buttercrane Visit After He Stops Her From Touching Anything

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MC Hammer’s wife Saoirse Hammer from Newry has cut short a visit to Buttercrane Shopping Centre after her husband stopped from touching anything.

Saoirse, 52, was in Buttercrane looking for a good deal on a pair of Nike Air Max shoes as she is going on holiday next month. She told Newry Spud:

“Me and MC are off to Portugal next month so I thought we’d head to Buttercrane to see if we could get him some gutties and possibly a new suitcase. Sadly though, the stupid arsehole just kept telling me not to touch anything and we had to leave early. I’m going to have to get something from the catalogue now. He just doesn’t think. He just comes out with ‘You Can’t Touch This’ shite everywhere we go and it’s doing my head in to be honest.”

“I was hoping to get some comfy shoes for the flight over there but I’ve come away empty handed now.”