Newry Freak still talking to women in bars

A complete weirdo has claimed he likes to meet women by talking to them in bars on a night out. After shunning technical marvels such as Tinder, POF and match.com, single Newry man Darragh Williams insisted he prefers to meet women by striking up a ‘conversation’ with ‘strangers’ in completely public places. Williams told us, […]

Newry Drone Operator Accidentally Discovers Popular ‘dogging’ Spot At Bernish View Point

An amateur drone operator from Meigh has accidentally discovered a popular ‘dogging’ site near the Bernish View Point Area, and his footage is going viral. “I only wanted to film some migrating birds”, explained keen photographer and ornithologist, Liam Smyth. “Those were certainly not the type of tits or swallows I was expecting to witness”. He […]

Lorry stowaways caught attempting to leave Newry

A large group of predominantly white stowaways have been found in the back trailer of a Scania lorry leaving Newry on the A1 this morning, Newry PSNI have confirmed. The group, made up largely of white middle-class Irish, were found tucked between boxes and scattered beneath sheets of tarpaulin. Cormac Boylan, who was driving the lorry, claims […]