Newry Scaffolding Firm Wins BREXIT Watchtowers Contract

A Bessbrook business has been awarded a lucrative deal with the British & Irish governments to build scaffolding for watchtowers for BREXIT frontline troops along the border we can reveal. The deal estimated to be worth in the region of £4.9 million was awarded to Archview Scaffold Solutions and is thought to be the largest […]

Speed Dating & Dirty Knickers With Julie WideFlapps

Speed dating in the Imperial Hotel this Sunday evening Speed dating my arse. Me mates Shazz and Charmaine text me last night to get my lucky knickers on for Sunday night. The Imperial Hotel in Dundalk are holding an event. I don’t have any lucky knickers never mind any decent knickers! All my knickers are […]

Woman Breastfeeds Child & Husband In Friar Tucks

After recent controversy surrounding breast feeding in public a woman from Newry has been seen breastfeeding her infant baby and her husband on both diddies at the same time we understand. The incident was said to have happened in Friar Tucks on Monaghan Street at 4pm today. One shocked onlooker told Newry Spud: “We were […]