Amazon Replace Alexa Voice With Newry’s Lianne McCooey

The Amazon Alexa Personal Assistant voice has been changed to the voice of Newry business woman Lianne McCooey. The new Amazon Lianne is available from next week. Here are few questions you can ask Gerta. Hey, Lianne, what’s the weather like today? Lianne: Wile cowl baah. Hey, Lianne, what should I have for dinner tonight? […]

Council To Force Kids To Fill In Potholes

The Newry, Mourne and Down District Council has come up with a novel new plan to fill in the district’s many potholes they have said. The new plan will see children from 5 years old up to 14 years old filling the potholes in what they will think is some sort of game. Council Chairperson […]

German WW2 U-Boat Wreckage Found In Camlough Lake

This morning, divers from the Royal Navy took part in a delicate wreckage recovery operation to bring to the surface a Nazi submarine found in Camlough Lake we can reveal. The U-boat was first spotted by amateur swimmers yesterday. Archaeologists from The Ulster Maritime Society quickly realized that they were dealing with a sunk German submarine from the […]

Derrybeg Twinned With New York City

One of Newry’s biggest ghettos is to get a massive boost with the news that Derrybeg is to be twinned with New York City we can reveal. Because of the many place names the two places share such as Main Avenue and 5th Avenue the mayor of New York Bill de Blasio has asked the […]